For the person who considers Saturday morning thrifting a spiritual practice and has never once paid full retail price. The Thrift Lover Pen Set is five pens for the most relatable customer in your store — and they will absolutely pick this up on their way to the register. Featuring phrases every thrifter has said out loud at least once: IT'S NOT HOARDING IF YOUR STUFF IS COOL THANKS, IT'S VINTAGE THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY HAD! THE THRILL OF THE FIND IT WAS ONLY $4!! Packaged on a rich brown retro-illustrated card with butterflies, lucky clovers, and vintage ephemera — it looks as good on a pegboard as it does wrapped up as a gift. This one sells itself.